Asmo’s F-ING Amazing Eggnog

Eggnog and a Kukri - Christmas is here!

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19th The Day Mortal Becomes a Game

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New and Improved Sausage Lake! Now with 100% More Sausage!

Snasuages?

New and Improved Sausage Lake! Now with 100% More Sausage! New and Improved Sausage Lake! Now with 100% More Sausage!

MO Official Forums Recent Recap

Just a bunch of crying troll babies.

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Land Size

MO land mass is going to be plenty big.

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Asmo’s F-ING Amazing Eggnog

What you need

  • 7 egg yolks
  • 2.5, 3 cups of milk
  • 4, 5 whole cloves
  • About a tablespoon of ground cinnamon
  • 2ish splashes of vanilla extract little more is good
  • 5ish dashes of nutmeg
  • 1.5ish cups of sugar
  • Half a half carton of Half and Half
  • Half a half carton of heavy whipping cream

Directions:
Put the milk, cloves, cinnamon, and 1 splash of vanilla on low heat and bring to a boil very slowly

Whilst that is going on take the yolks and the sugar and whisk together really good.

Once your milk boils – take it off the heat until it stops boiling, and add very slowly to your yolk/sugar combo – this will cook your yolks but not get hard and gross

let that sit out and cool for about an hour – then add your half-n-half, nutmeg and the second splash of vanilla and whisk it around really good – Also take out the cloves, they should be floating on the top

Put that in your fridge until it’s cold – couple hours/overnight whatever.

When it’s cold dump in your heavy whipping cream and mix it around a whole lot

Enjoy as is or add a light rum like Bicardi Superior or some other clear rum

Happy Christmas all.

What to do with 7 eggwhites?

Asmo’s Super Secret Chocolate Moose:

What you need:

  • 1/3rd cup strong coffee
  • little more than about 1/2 a bag of your favorite chocolate chips
  • 8 Egg whites
  • 1 egg yolk

Directions

Over low heat melt chocolate with the coffee and add the yolk and mix around until smooth

With elecrtic mixer take your 8 whites and beat until you have stiff peaks

GENTLY fold 1/2 of the whites into the chocolate

VERY SLOWLY add this new mix and GENTLY fold into other whites

Pour directly into serving dishes (I like small wine glasses) and chill

Serve as soon as it’s cold – If you want to store for 4+hours put plastic wrap directly on the stuff, elsewise it kind of gets runny and gross… I think you can freeze it too, but I never have any left to try.

Eggnog and Kukri

19th The Day Mortal Becomes a Game

As the daylight hours grow shorter and shorter HoN has become the game of choice for most of IMAGE as the wait for Mortal looms in the distance. On the 19th, however, things may change as the next installment of MO’s MassiveLOD patch goes live.

The notes or not out yet – but our sources that are the next best thing to fact (rumor and hear-say) claim it’s a big one.

More magic – more PvE – Riding – More cities to be explored – guild system complete with player housing – just to name a few.

New and Improved Sausage Lake! Now with 100% More Sausage!

Okay so maybe sausage lake hasn’t changed much but the rest of MO sure has.

If you still think Mortal Online is  still the crashfest of yesterday than think again.  With several patches already released SV has been putting in a lot of extra hours ever advancing their robot baby.  Despite what the official forums or the IRC trolls might say the game has been taking a lot of steps forward since release.  Although player housing and siege warfare is more than likely a ways off, don’t be too surprised if you come across a midget on horseback chasing you with fireballs in the next week or so.

Mortal Online Full Loot Bag: 92 Bucks

Cost of repairing my brain from reading too many troll posts on MO forums: $40,000

Knowing that MO is epic: Priceless

MO Official Forums Recent Recap

THIS GAME IS TOO EXPENSIVE!
B BLOCK MIGHT GET PUSHED BACK???!?!?!?!!!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?1!?
WTF IS A TERRORBIRD LOL!

If you were wondering if there was anything interesting on the forums – turns out no.

Mortal Online keeps patching and hopefully will be up and stable soon.

Land Size

Found this on the forums and thought it was interesting:

The size of the first continent (Myrland) is approximately 64km² (about the same as Manhattan), not counting dungeons. Of course the traversable area is somewhat smaller because of mountains, water etc.

64km² = 8km*8km = (8km)²

It is not 64km*64km, (64km)² or 8km²*8km²

To illustrate: if 10 000 players were to be on the continent at the same time, that’s an average of 6400m² per player. If everyone were standing in a square grid pattern, that means you’d be 80m from your four closest neighbours.

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To help you all out a little A football field is 100 yards -
1 yard = 0.9144 meters

Making one football field = 91.44 meters.

So, almost that far from everyone if 10,000 people were on all at the same time in a grid..

Think of returning a punt for a touchdown that you picked up on your teams 12 and a half yard line… If you can’t picture it in your head – here’s a video.

Welcome New IMAGE members

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Update on Preorders, NA servers, Beta etc

Henrik updates the community. Man these guys post a lot, unlike certain developers….

We are fully aware of that we have some problems with the payment step at GC and we are working on it. So please be patient with us.
For those who have been charged more than once will be corrected as soon as possible.

GC now confirmed that the shop should be working properly.
Please note that if you chose wrong country when using credit cards as a payment solution of any kind the payment wont work.

Please make sure you write your name identically like it says on your credit card, theres a few who did write it none identically which also means a rejected payment.

Concerning blocks. (A-E)
Unfortunately, last nights rush resulted in a significant amount of unsuccessful payments. Consequently, we have decided to prolong the reservation time and give users a second chance to complete their payment.
Block rank is based on when you initiated your payment, which means that your respective “rank position” is also reserved. As a result, when more unsuccessful payments are completed, other users are moved down in “rank position”. This means that there is a chance you’ll be moved between blocks, for example from A -> B.

Please remember that the boxed versions include shipping (€7 worldwide) and for all Europeans you must pay 25% VAT. The box is a huge cost for us as we are forced to put that cost on the customer, meaning we do not earn anything more over the normal rate. We did this because there was a demand from the community and we listened. EU laws force us to add 25% VAT on all European costumers, unfortunately this must be put on the customers payment which indeed make the game a bit pricy for all Europeans. This is your choice to buy the boxed version or not. We did it because the community wanted one and we do agree it get a bit expensive, unfortunately we cannot sell these boxes with a loss.

If this is too expensive then there will be a digital download only version starting on Monday 20th of July, this is the version we meant is going to be cheaper than most other new launched mmos. (If not all 10k copies are sold out fore 20th that is)

As stated before we have a large amount of US players and we are already looking into starting a NA server if needed and if everything works well with our first server. We may also be looking at increasing the amount of players accepted at that stage if we need to or if the servers are stable enough.
In the first beta phase we will also know for sure how the latency works in real time combat for US players on our EU servers. This also effects when we need to start a NA server.

For those who have initiating or pending status you should have a successful buy within some hours.

Resetting password will be available tonight or tomorrow.

Now you are able to change your user information on your account.
We noticed most issues we had so far is people is writing wrong names or dress so it doesn’t match the credit card, If you have not yet tried to many times, I think around 7 times you will be able to change to correct info then try again and it should work. If you have tried more than 7 times the card is blocked as fraud. We will have to solve this tomorrow.

support@starvault.se is now working properly, please be patience if you are still in pending or initiating status, this should be solved automatically after awhile, if you still have any problems then send an email to the support mail.

Thanks for understanding and your patience.

Mortal Online Preorder is out

www.account.mortalonline.com

Image looks to have 20-35 players in beta block A

IMAGE vs Erden Tribe

We played Erden today in an Age of Chivalry Mortal Online Tournament match. We won. Here’s some video.

And go fuck your mother about the music, it’s Alice and Chains and I am going to start a trend in not doing techno.

Mortal Online Shop News

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Shop info

The Mortal Online shop will open on Monday 13th of July 20:00 GMT+1 (our countdown timer is now accurate)

We have separated the initial shop page from the Mortal Online main site for better performance. On Monday you can go directly to the shop on www.account.mortalonline.com should the main site be slow or unresponsive. Save the link and keep it in handy.

On Monday before the shop opens we will post more information about the first beta phase as well as the current system requirements for Mortal Online.

Hope to see you on Monday!
/The Star Vault Dev team