Asmodiar
Listen up, ladies. IMAGE clan is gearing up for the release of Battlefield 3. We’ve been playing plenty of Bad Company 2, but the game we’ve all been waiting for is nearly upon us!
Join us on our 64 person clan server (details soon to follow) and let’s blow some stuff up. The server will be open to everyone, however we will have reserve slots for purchase. Reserve slots go for $3/month per person. Our paypal donation link can be found at the top-right section of the main page just under the banner. Make sure to let us know in the forums (with the e-mail used to pay) and we’ll set you right up.
Looking for a mature, dedicated gaming clan? Drop an app in the forums (18+) and we can set you up as a recruit right away. You’ll enjoy the benefits of having a solid group that enjoys teamwork and squashing the competition. We’re very active on Mumble (VOIP) so mics are required.
Sitting around so hard latly that we should probably all just go over to this site and buy a new Futon Cover of Futon Mattress
Other than just sitting around we’ve been playing Vindictus… And much much more of BFBC2
PEACE
After 5 days of having this event announced – and dozens of people saying they would be there and what a great idea it was – The First IMAGE Manhunt ended up underwhelming – but it was really fun for all involved.
Within the last hour people started complaining that 5g was too expensive to join – and they didn’t want to risk it. Even though every IMAGE member has 100+ gold in their banks – it seems nearly everyone else who plays MO are retar… umm… Less than stellar gamers who don’t know how to earn money.
We were forced to drop the entry fee to 1g per player and in the end we had 14 players sign up – and get in our private vent server set up specifically for this event. Oddly enough none of the major guilds had the chutzpah to enter – unfortunate for them – good for our solo entries.
The event started when everyone in vent were given a series of clues, each one more diabolical than the next, as to where the one being hunted would be located.
“Seek thee out the Black Knight outside the highest tower ”
“The mountain laughs at you”
“The hills have eyes”
“THERE IS A GOD DAMN TOWER ON TOP OF THE CLIFF WITH FACES ON IT YOU SCRUBS”
I can’t be sure, but the last clue might have been a little too sneaky and cryptic. Never the less 4 of the 14 were able to find Vexx and take him out. It was all out madness as a 5 man FFA took place – In the end only 2 lived – one being able to loot the item off Vexx the Hunted and escape on his wisely placed horse.
Congrats to you the Guildless Braxx – Winner of the First IMAGE manhunt – Your noble *cough cowardly escape cough* fighting earned you 14gold for an hour of your time 
Thanks to all the people involved hope you all had as much fun as we did – The below video is of the moments before and after the battle – in the start you see Vexx turning gray, as promised no murder counts for killing The Hunted were awarded – Filmed by LanMandragon.
The first IMAGE Faburnrun is set to take place this Friday, June 25 – at 9pm EST (GMT -4). Full Set of Drac Plate Armor + Cash prizes for FIRST, SECOND, and THIRD place – Cash prize will be determined after all entries are in and posted here 30 minutes before the start of the race.
What is the IMAGE FaburnRUN?
The IMAGE Faburnrun is a footrace from the front gates of Vadda to the Front door of Faburnum. All contestants will gather in Vadda and wait for the Starting /YELL at 9pm EST (GMT -4)
The winners are determined by the first 3 runners who make it to Faburnum and say “IMAGE” within local range of the very inside of the front door – A screen shot will be taken – These names will then be checked against everyone who checked in at Vadda before the race by saying IMAGE – when check in is called for just before the starting /YELL. Time will be recorded for the top 3 using an iPhone stopwatch app – and posted with the winners names.
Are there any Rules?
Horses are not allowed for contestants (we know the average time on foot, and if you are well above that you will be disqualified – in the case of a disqualification you will not be refunded and you and your guild will be barred from future IMAGE events.
(Coming soon: Look for IMAGE Fight Night, nightly gambling events outside Faburnum)
PKing is allowed (as it really can’t be stopped) during the race so bring your guild to take out the competition and/or offer protection – Run at your own risk.
Is there an entrance fee?
There is an entrance fee of 50 silver – This will make up the prize pool. This fee is payable up to 30 mins before the race starts – so tell your friends – the more runners the bigger the prizes! – Entry Fees are being collected now – so get yours in!
How do I enter?
To enter find [IMG]Asmodiar in IRC and send a message – OR – Find Character IMAGE near the Faburnum Bank! – Once you have paid you will be added to the list of contestants at the bottom of this post.
What if I pay for the entrance and can’t show up?
If you pay your entrance fee and don’t show up – We regretfully cannot refund your money as it becomes part of the prize pool.
What happens if there is a crash (or the race causes a crash) during the race?
The race is still on! Our judges will be re-logging in as quick as possible to be in Faburnum by the time you are able to log back in and get there.
Registered Contestants:
Rand
Baconn
Nika
Sven
Siaga
Bronconius
Theodonus
Cheecher
Kraig
Nimbus
Deten
Vexer
Debacle
Dafthero
Kloketeer
Prophet
Ghetis
Hellonies
Kyllau
Jonkir
Imahgangsta
Dsp
Eeilk
Qwert
Will be the crappiest weapons we use in Mortal after today don’t it feel good?
The servers still pretty crashy, and some pretty annoying loot/inventory/bank bugs kept day two progress to a minimum. The biggest news of the day was the absurd increase in skill book prices – so everyone who didn’t buy on day 1 is SOL.
But it seems to be all coming together for IMAGE. Crafters have been leveling, skills have been going up all around, and a new lush farm spot has been discovered and moved in on. Gold is no longer an issue.
Depending on server stability on day 3 IMAGE is poised to be ahead of everyone in armor/weapons/houses – Most of day 2 was spent gathering rocks – and lots of them. With depleatable nodes still not in now is the time to take advantage and stockpile.
With over 500k stone tomorrow looks pretty sweet for our refiners and weapons and armor crafters.
With Mortal launching OMG TOMORROW!!! New recruits are hitting our board as expected. We got 3 last night, 2 were given access 1 was turned away.
It’s hard to become a part of IMAGE – you have to not suck at life and not be a cheater… I know, I know – This is a fairly high standard. We are all gamers after all.
When it comes down to becoming a part of IMAGE it is not about how leet your skillz are. It is not about how much money you can donate to the clan to keep vent going or to keep this awesome main page updated (seriously, how awesome is this clan site?). Being a part of IMAGE is about fitting in with the group.
One of the best parts is being able to hop on vent and be talking with a group of real friends. If we all lived in the same area we could all hang out and get a beer – and it would be fun. IMAGE is first and foremost a community of friends.
There is no real drama here (but you have to be able to dish out and take a joke and likewise criticism). There are no real ranks (other than forum/vent privileges). While we like to think we are fairly competent gamers – even if you suck at games, as long as you fit in with the group, you can be a part of IMAGE. We will help you get better (of course if you are hopeless and show no improvement or potential, people will end up not liking you and you won’t fit in).
Get in vent, say hi, and join the conversation – If you don’t talk no one will know you and you will end up not enjoying your time with us.
Thanks,
-Asmo
Yup – totally redesigned site – now with 100% more looking like the forums. For our next trick watch for wordpress and phpbb3 integration!
Oh, and checks it… Full across the screen pictures? What!?
Word
-Asmo
Featured image test?
What you need
- 7 egg yolks
- 2.5, 3 cups of milk
- 4, 5 whole cloves
- About a tablespoon of ground cinnamon
- 2ish splashes of vanilla extract little more is good
- 5ish dashes of nutmeg
- 1.5ish cups of sugar
- Half a half carton of Half and Half
- Half a half carton of heavy whipping cream
Directions:
Put the milk, cloves, cinnamon, and 1 splash of vanilla on low heat and bring to a boil very slowly
Whilst that is going on take the yolks and the sugar and whisk together really good.
Once your milk boils – take it off the heat until it stops boiling, and add very slowly to your yolk/sugar combo – this will cook your yolks but not get hard and gross
let that sit out and cool for about an hour – then add your half-n-half, nutmeg and the second splash of vanilla and whisk it around really good – Also take out the cloves, they should be floating on the top
Put that in your fridge until it’s cold – couple hours/overnight whatever.
When it’s cold dump in your heavy whipping cream and mix it around a whole lot
Enjoy as is or add a light rum like Bicardi Superior or some other clear rum
Happy Christmas all.
What to do with 7 eggwhites?
Asmo’s Super Secret Chocolate Moose:
What you need:
- 1/3rd cup strong coffee
- little more than about 1/2 a bag of your favorite chocolate chips
- 8 Egg whites
- 1 egg yolk
Directions
Over low heat melt chocolate with the coffee and add the yolk and mix around until smooth
With elecrtic mixer take your 8 whites and beat until you have stiff peaks
GENTLY fold 1/2 of the whites into the chocolate
VERY SLOWLY add this new mix and GENTLY fold into other whites
Pour directly into serving dishes (I like small wine glasses) and chill
Serve as soon as it’s cold – If you want to store for 4+hours put plastic wrap directly on the stuff, elsewise it kind of gets runny and gross… I think you can freeze it too, but I never have any left to try.
THIS GAME IS TOO EXPENSIVE!
B BLOCK MIGHT GET PUSHED BACK???!?!?!?!!!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?1!?
WTF IS A TERRORBIRD LOL!
If you were wondering if there was anything interesting on the forums – turns out no.
Mortal Online keeps patching and hopefully will be up and stable soon.